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Life Is Hard.
It's Harder When You're A Fucking Retard.
Write that on your hand with a Sharpie, lest ye forget.
But let's grant the retarded premise, to illustrate the magnitude of retardation in play here, and the dearth of IQ points behind it.
So, for this to be anything but fever dreams of the insane, we'll just admit that literally millions of pilots have been in on this scheme since the first high-altitude aircraft, like for example the B-17, first flew. Every single one of them, who of course went on to become jet air transport pilots after WW2, along with millions of never-military civilian pilots, first officers, and flight engineers.
All in on the plot.
And all those millions of A&P mechanics, who never spilled the beans.
The engineers who snuck giant chemical tanks onto every aircraft. Hundreds of thousands of them, at companies like McDonnell, Douglas, Boeing, Lockheed, etc. All the people who built the tanks and installed them, along with the spray apparatus. In 100 other countries too.
Then there are the millions of people at hundreds of airports for decades and decades, dutifully filling those tanks at every airport all over the country. The guys who trucked in the chemtrail chemicals, every single day and night.
The guys who designed the chemtrail dispersal systems, and the guys who maintain them 24/7/365.
And not just the drivers who deliver the chemicals, but everyone at all the companies that make them, since ever, dear little retard.
Literally tens of millions of people who service this vast conspiracy, since the first contrails were discovered by flying at altitude, back in the 1930s.
And no one uttered a peep of confirmation, until our intrepid retard single-handedly cracked the case, aided and abetted by a second-grade dropout's misunderstanding of science, held by both the author of this piece of codswallop, and of course, ostensibly, by legendary scientific soopergenius RFKJr hisownself.
Yup, you cracked the case from your mom's basement, after legions of happy internet fucktards tried and failed.
In the words of Dr. Evil:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Dear Internet Chemtrail Fucktards:
A little Science 101 for ya.
When you combust C(x)H(x)O(x), you get two byproducts, Every. Single. Time.
CO2, and H2O.
And by this barely-understood phenomenon, when H2O escapes as the byproduct of combustion, at altitude, where temperatures are less than 32° F., the water vapor makes this amazing and seldom-found item in nature called ICE.
Usually as crystals, blasted out by the ton, from any combustion engine on a high-flying airplane.
Which make condensation trails ("contrails", numbnuts, not "chemtrails").
Which even dumbfuck high-school dropout flight crew on B-17s could understand in the 1930s and 1940s, before Common Core became the norm for misleading gullible idiot children into thinking basic chemistry was a vast plot to poison the country.
So to anyone to whom this all is news, kindly grow another two or three dozen IQ points to get your chin above the "moron" line, and STFU until you do.
It's embarrassing to have to kick the retards, but sometimes, it's the only way to break the ground circuit when they're peeing on the electric fence. Again.
Word to your mother: Goddamned fetal-alcohol syndrome lead-paint-chip chewing retards on the internet are not a substitute for actual brains, to the same degree that shit is not either, for those who never knew that.
It's actually a slam on the entire species to have to point this out to some people. Please, stop living up to everyone's expectations of the internet.
And while we're up: throw away the tooth under your pillow. The Tooth Fairy isn't coming, since your mommy died, so no more quarters will be forthcoming. Someone had to tell you.
